So Hilarious: Mugabe Calls For The Arrest Of Zimbabwean Olympic Team Over Woeful Performance

A satirical press report has been released by unidentified people to mock the government of the highly controversial long-term President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe.

Robert Mugabe

 

Unconfirm sources have reported that Robert Mugabe, 92, who seems prepared to rule his country from a wheelchair as a result of his obsession with political power has been accused of baying for the heads of athletes that represented his country in the recently concluded Rio 2016 Olympics competition in B.razil.

 

According to the viral ‘joke’, Mugabe has instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately the arrive at the Harare International Airport on Tuesday, August 23.

Zimbabwe which is one of the participating countries in the Olympics without a medal presented a team of 31 athletes. The closest any of the athletes came to winning at a contest was at the 8th position.

Mr. Mugabe who is upset with the team’s performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the team members and detain them.

“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or B.rass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

"If we needed people to just go to B.razil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us"

He added that, the money invested in the team to represent the country could have been used to provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to 5 women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it take 10 years recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit B.razil as tourist, they are useless" he concluded.

 

This report has been laughed off as one of the strong Mugabe jokes and meme filling the Nigerian social media space in recent times.

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